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seraphica:

Congratulations, it’s a Maru! [via]

posted 3 hours ago with 580 notes

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

(Source: hwlllstr)

posted 3 hours ago with 457,635 notes

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

posted 3 hours ago with 25,256 notes
“Doesn’t it scare you that you’ve wasted more than half of your life hating yourself? It should.”
- Michelle K., What Keeps Me Up at Night #102.  (via elauxe)
posted 3 hours ago with 87,065 notes
unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

(Source: rage-comics-base)

Ugh It’s hot and its 2 am

posted 3 hours ago with 0 notes
o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
posted 3 hours ago with 100,359 notes

(Source: weetzieglass)

posted 3 hours ago with 46,177 notes

marctheknight:

Claude makeup test hekc yea..

posted 3 hours ago with 361 notes

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

posted 3 hours ago with 101,541 notes

thaliag2:

theshipperoflarry:

Iconic Disney characters gender bended.

Ariel, Cruella, Maleficent, Pocahantas, Elsa, Ursula, Aurora, and Snow White as guys. Hades and Jack Frost as girls. 

*MIND BLOWN*

Hot Damn

posted 9 hours ago with 75,615 notes

tino-oxenstierna:

I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DONT SAY THANK YOU TO PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE DOOR LIKE THAT PERSON WASTED A FEW SECONDS OF THEIR LIFE FOR YOU THAT THEY WIILL NEVER GET BACK THEY PROBABLY COULDVE DRANK A FEW MORE SIPS OF THEIR FAVORITE DRINK, READ A FEW MORE LINES OF THEIR FAVORITE BOOK, HAD A FEW MORE GOOD WORDS WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND AND THEY WASTED THOSE SECONDS ON YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT NEXT TIME SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR SAY THANK YOU I AM SO MAD

(Source: asterkid)

posted 9 hours ago with 177,260 notes

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga

posted 11 hours ago with 80,178 notes
proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg

proudspawnofsatan:

theartofdysfunction:

My cat is Toothless.

omg

posted 11 hours ago with 347,629 notes